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Snatch Talk Tuesday with Tracy Lynne
Hello friends and Happy Snatch Talk Tuesday!
While you were roasting your fat asses on the beach and deep throating hot dogs, I was reading through countless emails to bring you the best possible Snatch Talk.
I appreciate all the support from both the men and women readers. It makes me feel good that you enjoy our quality time together and I’m glad I give you the impression that I actually care. Just kidding! I get paid to care!
As a side bar let me just say if I seem distracted there is a party in the yard next door with the worst cover band in the history of the world. This f*cker is singing Small Town Girl by Journey right now and I’m about to jump the fence and kick his face in. He sounds like someone with yellow teeth…but i digress….
Todays topic comes from a man named after one of the most bad ass Disney characters ever…
T.L-
In your opinion what is the best way to approach a woman?
-Gaston
Well Gaston, here are my three tips:
1. Don’t Embarrass Her in Front of Strangers:
You need to make sure that the place you’re trying to approach the woman is appropriate and doesn’t make her feel uncomfortable. It drives me insane when a guy makes me feel awkward trying to pick me up in a line at the post office or while I’m in the middle of shopping at the grocery store. Of course you don’t want to let a moment pass you by when you see someone exceptional, but be mindful of her comfort level. Some guy tried to pick me up across the deli counter with a line of people waiting one time and I was mortified. In an un-stalker kind of way casually walk outside with her and let her know you think she’s amazing.
2. Actually Find Out About Her:
Usually when a man approaches me solely based on my looks I won’t call him. I just feel like he must try and talk to every hot chick he sees. If you’re in a situation where there is no way you can possibly get to know her personally pick out something specific that caught your eye and let her know. “I noticed you bought a case of beer..going to a party tonight?” “I saw your Yankees T-shirt and I just had to talk to you”. If you are in a different position where you have more time really ask her questions about herself before you ask her out. Base your interest on something other then her tits.
Jesus Christ this man is singing Thriller now….
3. No Cheap Lines:
Women hear cheap lines so much that when a man is really sincere it definitely makes an impact. When a man looks at me and says something really sweet from the heart it melts me. Women also love a sense of humor. But no dirty humor!!!! I know it’s tempting but try to make jokes that aren’t degrading. This problem can probably be solved if you’re not intoxicated. I have watched attractive me go from date worthy to disgusting over a one hour conversation involving liquor. Let’s face it…men who get drunk and act stupid are immature and extremely unattractive.
He’s singing Mrs. Jones and Me and I’m seriously gonna lose it any minute. How can a 40 year old man in skin tight jeans think he can be gifted enough to sing Thriller and I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night in the same breath. I will walk over there and crush his dreams if this sh*t continues much longer.
As always my dear friends I want to hear from you. Ever had a pick up attempt go bad? Ladies what’s the worst line you’ve ever heard? Let me know in the comments section.
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It’s not “Small Town Girl”… the song’s called “Don’t Stop Believin’” you fucking idiot.
Women should never talk about Journey.
Dylan, honey, you need to take off your ’80s memorabilia t-shirt and get laid. Chill out dude. Music trivia doesn’t make you smart, it means you spend a lot of time listening to music.
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
I concur. Who gives a shit about Journey? Is Steve Perry dead yet? Dylan needs to eat a bowl of dicks.
I can’t believe any guy in their right mind would try to even use a pickup line. I really don’t get it.
I also learned that if you embarass someone else you’re with instead of her it makes her feel more comfortable. How that is going to bode with the person you’re making fun of is another story, though.
By the way, the guy next door is me. Come give me a kiss.
Dylan only an obese shut in who hasn’t been laid in years would call a young woman a “fucking idiot” for not knowing the proper name of a song…and obviously I described it well enough for you to know what I was talking about you low life. PS- maybe I don’t know the name correctly because I was a child when it came out and you and your vagina were already going through menopause…get a life!!!!!!
F-Listed, poopyscoop, you’re right… my apologies.
Keep up the good work.
TracyLynne, you fat ass witless twat, only a self-centered hoe who has been spread more than Valley Farm cream cheese would give low-self esteem advice on an entertainment blog.
I didn’t read your whole post because I went to 3rd grade, but when I need dating advice from you I’ll dial 1-800-RETARDS.
You’re not going to win a war of wit with me, so stick to what you do best, less syllables and more cleavage.
Dylan,
I strongly suggest you watch your language or I will block you from commenting.
And bitch all you want you still read her column so if I were you I’d shut my trap, pull the tampon out of your ass, and realize that the reason women never want to go on a second date with you is because you’re an uneducated prick only worthy for the vag of a STD infested prostitute.
XOXOEditor
F-Listed
Dear Ms. Editor,
I am sorry about my language and my rude comments from before. Please, please do not block me from commenting on your entertainment blog/site. I promise I will only post comments that please you from now on.
Dear Ms. Lynne,
Please accept my apologies. You give amazing dating advice and views to a lot of men that need it. Please tell your friend (Ms. Editor) not to block me. I will be a good boy from now on.
Dylan sweetheart while I’m making money with my “fat ass” and “witless twat” you are home using the internet as your only social life. So I will take your rude uneducated comments as a cry for help and pity you for being so lonely. I will also feel privileged that you used this “low self esteem advice entertainment blog” as your attempt to get your 5 minutes in the spot light. Bravo!!!
I am a 35 year old single man and I read this column frequently. Tracy has really helped me in the dating world and i want you to know Dylan that you need to respect all women, regardless of what you may think you know about them. I cannot believe that you would say such things to a person you do NOT know personally.
Fat ass? Who are you looking at? This chick looks 100 pounds soaking wet!
Dylan you know damn well you’re not gonna win an argument with a woman acting the way you do. You only make a fool out of yourself..I see you just threw in the towel.
Anyway Is there such a thing as a good pick up line? If a man feels the need to use pickup lines he gotta be one charming man and do it in a very funny way. I can’t imagine any dude approach a woman in a serius attempt to try to make a good first impression and drop a line like this for example:
“Is today a holiday in heaven? Must be as an angel like you is amongst us”. I’d pay a lot money to see how she would react. That would be hilarious.
TracyLynne, sweet child of Jesus, calling me “old” would be horrible if I weren’t 29-y/o.
Calling me obese and lonely would be a God awful if I werent 6’2 and 190lbs and work out 6 days a week.
Telling me that you “make money” being online would be a down right kick in the crotch if I didn’t have the initials MD written after my name.
And most of all saying that I browse this blog for my “5 min of fame” would be just crazy mean…
IF I DIDN’T WRITE FOR AN ENTERTAINMENT BLOG MYSELF..FOR FUN…because I don’t depend on it for a living.
You’re about as stupid as you are homely. Stop making money off of men with low self-esteem or what the rest of us call SAPS. (And PLEASE say I’m lying about anything I just said… I really need my ego stroked some more).
Hey David!!!
Yeah I think I agree with your opinion…”pick up lines” dont work when they’re just that…lines. I think that anything you say needs to come from an honest spontaneous place….although I liked your angel line lol…
Thanks for stopping by…it’s always great to hear from you!!!
xoxo
Tracy
LOL ignore this guy Tracy he’s just making himself look more and more stupid. I don’t know many doctors that sit around attacking people online all day. Don’t even respond to him he’s a loser. I think your column is great, it’s light hearted and you are beautiful.
Wow, I wouldnt want him as my doctor. I wonder if he attacks his female patients that way when they incorrectly diagnose themselves. SCARY! I love you Tracy Lynne, you are the best!!!!!
Hey Dylan, sorry that you feel this way and have to, for some reason, I guess, show your superiority to the world somehow but to me this is a sign of a very insecure person (actually very american thing to do…you must be a republican). Anyway, for what it’s worth, I don’t have any “beef” with you and to each it’s own right, ist’t THAT the american way? Live and let live. Grow up my friend. No need to attack. Get laid maybe?
Ha ha..good point…he probably screens all of his patients with Journey trivia before accepting them lol…
Love you too John!!!
Gaston!!!! Well the column was for you anyway so I hope you liked it! I tried to answer as honestly as I could. Thank you for reading and sticking up for me…and yes my friend…God Bless America!!!
xoxoxoxoxo
Tracy
@Tracy
You know I got to have my “Snatch Talk”. Keep up the good work!!
Luv ya too babe! Hey everyone, how about a “Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up” with the one and only TL. Soon?
nice post, thanks…
Hey Dylan eat a fat one!
OK.. i’m really glad i missed all that drama! as a chick i LOVE journey but i would NEVER send a comment correcting you Tracy or anyone for that matter. I have noticed that people on the internet are so damn knitpicky and judgemental it drives me crazy. I can’t stand guys like dylan who are constantly quoting lines from movies,trying to impress you with obscure band/songs references (not that journey is obscure,that’s directed at whoever snickered,asshole) etc.
ANYHOO, thank you again for letting men know how it’s done. needless to say that ever since i’ve had boobs guys are always approaching at the wrong time. The last time being when i was at target with my friend and her two kids. The guy didn’t say anything wrong but it was just the wrong time and place. I had to tell him that i was with my “family” implying i was a nanny. guys, when approaching a woman, treat them like PEOPLE. just use common sense and be SINCERE.
Nice to see everyone come to Tracy’s defense when a stupid troll that’s pretending to be someone he isn’t decides to pick a fight online. Your blog is fantastic and it’s always nice to read on a Tuesday. Seriously, keep up the good work.
I wouldn’t even dignify him a response Tracy, you obviously pinpointed something that upset him that he felt the need to say all of that useless crap. A doctor that works out 6 days a week and picks fights online with people. Yeah .. I’m spiderman.
BRB SAVING MARYJANE
Thanks for that insight NikkiG, I’ve always seen attractive women in stores like Target and walmart, or even the grocery store…. every time I contemplate weather I should approach, now I see that I did the right thing by not approaching at the “wrong time” …I feel much better now..lol
oh yeah, and by the way, I really just looked at your pic Tracy, and I must say you are a HOTTIE!!!!
If I saw ya in a store it would be hard not to say hello and pray for your number..
Nikki it’s always nice to have some female love on here!! So nice to see you again…yes you missed me getting crucified.. thank God thats over LOL. and yes we’ve all had those target moments with family and friends…thanks for the insight.
I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I’M GOING TO START PUTTING OUT VIDEOS ONCE A WEEK AGAIN LIKE I USED TO…STARTING IN A WEEK. SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS PLEASE EMAIL THEM TO ASKTRACY@FLISTED.COM IF YOU ARE A NEW YORKER AND WOULD LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN A VIDEO LET ME KNOW:)
BG thanks for the feedback…if I saw you at Target I wouldn’t mind a hello:)
and ROME you just made me laugh so hard with that Spiderman comment..priceless lol….
See you guys on thursday…and I promise…no music references.
This f’n sucks. I HATE CENSORSHIP. I hate it. Dylan’s overreaction was hilarious, and Flisted is going to block him for it? So the girls can’t take heat, eh? Terrific. Tracy, I’ll never lie to you. After Sofia Vergara, you’re the hottest chick I’ve ever seen but don’t ever forget that the second you start to look just a little bit average, no one is gonna give one f’n G’damn about what you have to say. Now that’s a lovely picture of you in this post and I will absolutely wack my bag to it later, but remember that when your spectacular boobs drop just a quarter of an inch, it’s over for you.
Ok no disrespect, but that Tracy advice is only an opinion of ONE woman, so don’t take it too sirious pls and stop the drama. I say if I see you and you are fine as hell I don’t give 2 flying fcks if we are at Target. That Tracy advice only goes for losers we don’t wanna talk to anyways. You know that ‘let’s talk and find out he might be nice’ type of shit ain’t working if there is no attraction based on whatever in the 1st place. So to everyone just do you and I AGREE PLS no lame ass pick up lines.
Carlos,
I hate censorship too, but most of all I hate ignorant, disrespectful pricks. And judging by your crass and inconsiderate comments it shows that you what kind of person you are towards women. It’s a shame, because I actually liked you Carlos. But after seeing you act as immature as some of the other men who’ve commented I’m sad to realize you may not be as cool as I once thought you to be.
XOXOEditor
F-Listed
stop disgracing the name
Oh man, how funny can this really be to that guy Dylan… not anotherdylan… but the first jackass who opened his mouth and let all the “mierda” fall right out… Thats my girl T.L. and so the Fluck what you dont agree with her, or you think she may have said the wrong name of a song. I bet that you wouldn’t tell that same s#it to a guy, who did the same thing. Why? Because you are behind your computer whacking off to her beauty, and pissed off because you cant have someone like her. So, I waited to see if the D!ck was gona post again, but I guess he realized what a ballsucker he is and gave it up. As for the other butt pirate (Carlos) that has an issue with women who NATURALLY age, unlike all the fake women, with fake parts… those women who can age with beauty will always get my attention first before that CAT WOMAN T.L. posted up earlier… Guess what, all that plastic thats inside, is just gona have to be removed at one point in time. OH AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT TRACEY OR FLISTED HAS TO SAY… THEN DONT READ IT OR DONT COME BACK, THEY HAVE PLENTY OF US LOYAL READERS THAT YOUR LITTLE IMMATURE A$$ES WONT BE MISSED….
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK TRACEY, AND FLISTED…. DONT MIND THE HATERS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO TALK SHIT TO WOMEN BEHIND A COMPUTER….! lol LAME A$$ES….!
RB
I looked at my original post, and I do admit I was childish. I’m sorry, I was out of line. And I have to say that I shouldn’t have bothered to take issue with that threat of a post being taken down, since in essence I was doing the same thing. I thought Dr. Dylan’s psychotic break down was hilarious and I was hoping for some more. Then everybody gets all PC and it’s downhill from there. I’m not saying this so people can like me, really it’s because my post was hypocritical. I’m only a guest, so who am I to say peep about your site? Tracy Lynne, you’re awesome.