Hump Wednesdays: Top Five Foods To Eat On A First Date

First dates can be pretty unnerving and the slightest slip up can mean no second chance at redeeming yourself.

And while you ladies are busy fussing over your hair and makeup, all the dude is thinking about is whether or not he’ll be making it to home plate at the end of the night.

So here are the top five foods for that are guaranteed to keep your guy fantasizing about you and your bedroom abilities between your first and second dates.

Top Five Foods To Eat On A First Date in 3…2…1…

5. HOT WINGS: There’s no man on this earth that doesn’t like hot wings.  If you’re dating the one percent that doesn’t enjoy them, throw out the suit and tie and find someone a little more rough around the edges!  It’s true hot wings are sloppy, but at the end of the day guys want a chick who’s not only wild in the bedroom, but laid back and can kick it over beers and hot wings with his buds.

4. TURTLE EGGS: They’re supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but who the hell wants to find out???  It’s turtle eggs for fug’s sake!  On second thought you might want to bypass this one.  Just skip dinner all together and tell him you want to find out what his huevos taste like. That’s one invitation no man will ever pass up.  ¡Ay, papi!

3. FISH TACOS: Spice things up a bit and invite him over for a dinner party over at your house. Tell him you’re having a Mexican fiesta complete with tequila and fish tacos.  Go ahead and dial that muy caliente, bisexual Mexican gal pal of yours and as soon as he sees you eating her fish taco there’s no way he’ll ever say no to dinner parties at your place ever again!

2. OYSTER SHOOTERS: It’s common knowledge oysters are an aphrodisiac, and that alcohol helps you get laid, so it should go without saying that oyster shooters are the best of both worlds wrapped in one!  The oysters will let him know you don’t mind swallowing something extra salty and slimey (naughty!), and the shooter will showcase why you always won the chugging contest at frat parties.  Who said you don’t learn any skills in college?!

1. CORNDOGS: And last, but certainly not least, corndogs.  Because if a chick can somehow stomach eating processed meat served on a stick, she’s definitely down with trying out new things… even if it doesn’t look or sound appealing. So bust out your secret pleasure chest, your woman might be ready to move beyond foreplay!