Who the Fug Is That?

It’s photographs like this that makes me eternally grateful for not having cottage cheese thighs.  And before any of you ladies jump down my throat about what the female body looks like let me tell you something.  It may be real, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

What woman here can honestly tell me that they like having cellulite?  Exactly.  I’d rather some dude shoot it in my eye than have to deal with lumpy thighs.  Cellulite is not hot.  No man wants to eat out a woman with lumpy thighs.

See who the hell is wearing that hideous excuse for a vest in 3…2…1…

Who else could it be but Hollywood’s modern-day hippie, Mischa Barton.  This girl really needs to lay off the bong and start hitting the gym.  Or at least be considerate enough to wear some jeans.  Dress for your damn body type, woman.

I also wish I had Keeley Hazell’s boobs, but that doesn’t make mine any less perfect.

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  1. mayhem says:

    it is disgusting

  2. josei says:

    i’m more disgusted by what she’s wearing

  3. Jamman says:

    She needs to quit being a lazy hippie-chick and start hitting the gym every day. This girl could rock it if she wasn’t so lazy.

  4. Keesha says:

    She’s just a mess. She’s out of shape and has a worse fashion sense than Latoya Jackson. What she needs is a gym membership and a stylist. Oh yeah, and an acting coach.

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