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Cat Woman, aka Jocelyn Wildenstein, was spotted frightening the hell out the TSA staff at LAX earlier last week.

That’s what those bitches get for making me take out my laptop to economize time only to see them spend a good 5 minutes going through my CD case saying, “Oh, I have that one. Not that one.  Is this one good?” Yes, I still own CDs.

In any case, can you imagine looking over and seeing this terrifying creature in line next to you.  I don’t know about you, but I normally don’t get on a plane sober.

I normally have a blend of whiskey and THC running through my body. If I spotted the Cat Queen next to me I’d totally flip my shit like a 5-year-old and start crying.  Hopefully not, however, wet my pants.

More photos of the Cat Woman at LAX below.