Forget Kim — Check Out Kourtney’s Game!

Kim Kardashian and Family are currently in Monaco where they will be attending the Monaco Television Festival this week.

When I first saw these photos of Kim sucking on ice cream I was going to comment on her thighs, and then I thought about commenting about her veiny boobs, or how Reggie is never really with her, and then I decided I’d make a joke about her sucking on that ice cream (Woah!) but then I remembered how poorly she sucked Ray J’s dick and I thought about going back to her veiny boobs ’cause I’m pretty sure that’s the side effect of whatever junk she’s injecting into her ass.

But THEN I caught wind of sister Kourtney Kardashian unhinging her jaw all for the taste of sweet sweet ice cream and I couldn’t help but wonder what she must do for the sweet sweet taste of some salty semen.

Seriously, look at that commitment!  She looks like a snake swallowing its prey whole.  It’s a shame her boyfriend is such a tool, because she looks like a real slut in the bedroom.  I bet she likes to stick her finger in the stinker.  Mmm, sexy.

More photos after the jump!

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