Ashlee’s Pregnancy Boobs Coming In Quite Nicely
A knocked-up Ashlee Simpson was photographed parading her pregger boobs in Hollywood yesterday. The beautiful thing about the Internet is that you don’t have to hear the celebrities talking, you can just stare at their breasts as they bounce. Correct me if I’m wrong, but are those nipple shadows I see?
To be honest pregnancy boobs scare me. When I was a 8-year-old little girl my mom asked me to take food to a neighbor of ours who’d just given birth. The husband told me to just go in the room and drop it off.
Next thing I know I’m watching this baby suckling on a Yeti’s nipple. That bitch’s breasts were so hairy if I’d had a shotgun I’d have shot her and phone The National Geographic to document the mythical creature’s existence.
More photos after the jump!
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Haha, hairy boobs? What about Ashlee gettin pregnant? That’s a bigger surprise to me. I didn’t think that was possible without a keg or some really hard $h*t. Let all pray for the kid.
I’d suck on those prego boobies. The face…meh
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