Your Daily Fug!

Abandon ship! One flash of Phoebe Price‘s pale fish taco has been known to cause severe blindness.  Severe, as in, your eyeballs melt at the sight of seeing her fire crotch.

This is why a person should never give ugly people compliments.  Some grade school teacher told Phoebe the popular kids were picking on her because she was special and it went straight to her head.

Me, I like to say it like it is. “How do I look?” “Like they constructed your face out of the uterine lining your body discards of every month!”  Why be nice when you can be honest, that’s what I always say.

Here’s celeb wannabe Phoebe Price posing for the paps in Malibu over the weekend.

More fugulicious bikini shots in 3…2…1…