Beware!!! You're Eyes Are About to Experience the Ugliest Nipples They Have Ever Seen

Lorenzo Lama‘s ex-wife Shauna Sand was photographed exiting a car over the weekend by crawling over her boyfriends lap instead of using her own passenger like normal people do.  But I guess that’s because Hollywood whores walk to the beat of their own drum.

In any case, the former Playboy Playmate (see spread here) flashed her disgusting triple-folded nipples and meat curtains at us even if none of us RSVP to her trash party’s invitation.  When are these skanks going to realize that no one wants to see up their birth canal?

Those nipples have been sliced and diced by surgeons so many times that they can’t even stand up straight on their own anymore.  They just sort of droop over.  I wouldn’t be surprised if her nipples get caught in her boyfriend’s teeth like a rotting piece of steak.

Photos are VERY NSFW.

More photos after the jump!

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  1. yolanda says:

    yuck, wtf is that hanging piece of flesh between her legs. she’s nasty. cover that shit up.

  2. StarLink says:

    Getting old is hard on the celebs who want to stay young forever. At least she has her grasp on her money and cellphone!

  3. Cannon says:

    That’s the must disgusting nipple I’ve seen.

  4. Steve says:

    I will go poke my eyes out now, thanks

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  6. GI says:

    and the last shot of a piece of that

    tattered monkey..ewwww!!!

  7. G-MAN says:

    I’ll tap that, appetizing to me. Better than the fake stuff. I’ll take natural over fake any day.

  8. shocked says:

    please excuse the vomit on my keyboard, screen and wall. I’ve never seen nipples sag like that. For Fuck’s Sakes, her saggy tits have saggy nipples!

  9. dmg says:

    saggy nipples wtf i have seen enough

  10. Alia says:

    wow…

  11. Aziz says:

    what in pepperoni fuc is that? the hell with NSFW. not safe…period.

  12. Ronnie35 says:

    Get a load of them snarly pussy lips, woo that cunt looks like its seen more action than a 5 dollar whore on sunset boulevard

  13. [...] Fish lips aside, Shauna doesn’t look any worse for wear that most plastic skanks walking the board walk in Miami. Until, of course, you remember that Shauna’s nipples have an overbite. [...]

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