Nobody Wanted to Insure Lindsay's Drunk Ass

There seems to be people in Hollyweird that still believe Lindsay Lohan is talented.  And not just at giving blowjobs and handjobs.

Lohan has been cast in “Labor Pains,” a romantic comedy about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant so she doesn’t get fired.

One of the films producers has spoken highly of the actress, saying she’s “really impressed [them] with her work ethic.”

“Lindsay is a tremendously talented actress,” said Plum Pictures’ Celine Rattray, who’s co-producing the film. “We have spent a lot of time with her over the last three months, and she has really impressed us with her work ethic.

“She comes to every meeting 15 minutes early, to the point where she has shown up a few times before we were ready for her. She is rehearsing every day with energy and focus. She is lovely to her co-stars and the crew.

“Whatever personal issues she may have had in the past, it is clear to me that work is her total priority. She wants to make this role and this film a success, and I truly believe in her.”

Lindsay almost lost the opportunity to star in the film, however, because nobody wanted to insure her drunken ass.  There’s a shocker.  Luckily (or unluckily) they were able to finally find someone.

The source said, “We got her insured in the film, and our insurance and bond reps have also been impressed with her good behavior.”

Remember the days when flashing your vagina was cool and getting DUIs was even cooler?  Yeah, I miss those days.

Here are photos of Lindsay and her fabulous tits bouncing around in L.A.  Hate to sound like a girl, but I love that outfit.  It actually shows off what little curves she has.

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