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June 5, 2008 @ 6:48 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Oh Dear God, Don't Let This Be Happening…. Paris Hilton is *Gulp* Pregnant!
Someone call children’s social services… Paris Hilton is pregnant! (It’s not official, but I’ll be my best vibrator on it.)
A new era is upon us. This isn’t the way Nostradamus said it would happen. The day Paris spreads her legs to pop out that herpes’ scab covered baby will go down the worst biological warfare attack the world has ever seen. There will be no survivors. No roaches, no Twinkies.
Here is Paris and Blues Brother Madden eating at Eva Longoria‘s Besos Restaurant yesterday.
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It’s funny that she go from all the male-models and shipping magnates and winds up with a guy that looks like a young punkie Bob Newhart.
Maybe she’s just full, She probaly just had a big meal.
Beauty is very subjective but what’s so special about Paris Hilton? I really don’t see it…why is she considered a sexsymbol?
If she is pregnant, I don’t think its right to say the baby will be herpes-infested and scabbed up. Though I hate her and know where your coming from it is NOT the fault of the child who its parents is. Lets just hope the child isn’t screwed up.
maybe she just has to fart.