Lily Allen Has Zero Alcohol Abuse Issues

Lily Allen really likes alcohol.

In fact, if she could marry alcohol, she would.

Exhibit A: The photos of her after she made love to it after (and most likely during) the Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year awards in London yesterday.

Girls like this always seem fun until they wake up in the middle of the night and tell you they finally want to try anal sex.  Next thing you know there’s shit all over your bed.