Aniston and Mayer Getting Matching Tattoos

I give them two more months.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are considering getting matching tattoos.

A source tells the Daily Express, “He had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial.” Jen is being smart and has decided to wait it out a few more months.

Nothing cripples a relationship faster than moving in too soon and getting matching tattoos.

You might as well cheat and suck somebody else and get the whole thing over with.  At least then you’d be having some fun.  Why waste a perfectly good dick?

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  1. devilgirl says:

    What is it with these celebutards dating eachother and getting matching tattoo’s? The last thing I want is a tattoo to remind me of the fuck head after we are inevitably broken up!

  2. Blahhh... says:

    Didn’t she hold out on The Pitt for more than 8 months when they were dating? I’m not saying she’s stuck up, but I think she thinks more highly of herself than that. But anything is possible. Take John Mayer, for example: Who’d have thought he’d end up being the next poster boy for GAP? Along with his newly acquired tatted up arms and rock star image which, of course, completely identifies who he truly is (thank you professional image consultants). Then again, what can you expect from a guy who’s last name sounds like made her. But seriously, poor girl. You gotta feel for her at least a little.

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