Michael Lohan: Dina Whoring Out Kids for Cash

Lindsay Lohan‘s mother, Dina Lohan, faces “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she fails to appear at Family Court this morning.

According to ex-husband Michael Lohan, Dina has prevented him from see his kids. He also filed documents charging that Dina hasn’t brought their younger children to 15 of the 29 judge-ordered supervised therapist visits.

What the eff is wrong with Michael — someone had to be there were Ali got her lips done! Otherwise, who else was going to make sure Ali could still give blowjobs to executive producers?

On April 8, the father charges, Dina “arrived toward the end of the therapy session in a completely inebriated and erratic state.”

Dina had been “at the beauty parlor in anticipation of her impending trip to Las Vegas” for the show, Michael says in the heartbreaking papers, “and I attended the session with the children as scheduled. During the session, Ali requested that I watch her puppy while she was away, which I happily agreed to do. Ali called [Dina] to eagerly relay my consent. [Dina], clearly intoxicated, became irate. Without reason, she told Ali that I could not watch the puppy and that it had to stay in a kennel.”

On April 15, Dina was “exhausted” as she sat in the waiting room with the children, Michael claims in the documents. “I later discovered that [her] exhaustion stemmed from the fact that she was hung over. She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning. … She was spotted completely inebriated.”

He added, “Dina is a wanna-be living off Lindsay’s fame.  I gave her everything so I could see my kids.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. Dina’s a crazy bitch. But you’ve got to admit, Living Lohan is already your favorite new TV show. You don’t even need to be high to enjoy it.

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