Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Mary-Kate Causes Lovers Quarrel with LiLo & Sam

Trying to revamp her title as one of Hollywood’s most desirable females, Lindsay Lohan gave cameras her sexiest while at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards yesterday. That’s the look she gives Samantha Ronson right before Sam lubes up the strap-on and starts thrusting her plastic penis inside Linday’s snatch.

In other Lindsay news, she failed to attend Men.Style.Com’s “Women of Fashion” party which Sam was DJing because she thought her girlfriend had invited Mary-Kate Olsen. Instead she stayed in her hotel room all night.

Let’s hope she at least ordered some premium channels. There’s no better way to blow some steam then spending 15 minutes watching some porn and flicking one’s clit.