Heidi Klum is Such a Little C^NT!

That Heidi Klum is such a bitch! She’s totally stealing my signature moves*! She can try all she wants, but no one can deep throat phallic food better than me. You hear me, no one! But I digress.

Here’s super model Heidi Klum tempting us with three new designed McDonald’s chicken wraps during a press conference at a McDonald’s in Munich, Germany today.

* What can I say, it was 4/20 and I was really hungry! That and I love being surrounded by long, c()ck-shaped objects. Especially if I can fit them in my mouth!

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  1. Long, Cock Shaped Object says:

    Wtf?

  2. Rich says:

    So that’s what you look like! After reading following your stories, and falling in ove with your wit, you turn out be hot. Lucky, lucky us!

    And your love of snatch doesn’t hurt either.

    Rich

    S.O.B.

  3. Jamman says:

    The girl in that picture looks way too intelligent to be you.

  4. David says:

    Hahaha…You make Heidi look like an amateur.

  5. ya you totally type like you could deepthroat a traffic cone lol.

  6. Carlos says:

    Put all 3 in your mouth and another in your ass and you might get a show on MTV.

  7. bluebelle says:

    Um, why won’t you show us your face? Do you look like Janeane Garofalo? No offense :)

  8. bluebelle,

    Haha. No, I don’t look like Janeane Garofalo. Thank God! I’m actually pretty good looking, if I do say so myself. =)

    Honestly, it’s just for good measure. I don’t need my filthy mouth being recognized.

    XOXO

    Editor

    F-Listed

  9. Cuzz Mike says:

    I have one thing to say… TALENTED

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