Surprise! Pete Wentz's Sperm Can Swim!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed what we already knew, he dumped his seed inside her and now there’s a hairy monkey growing in her womb. Outstanding!

Posted on the Friends Or Enemies website, the couple said, “While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

We’d be surprised except they’d posted a video back in February telling the whole world she was pregnant.

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  1. Rob E Rob says:

    Wow, look! It’s my surprised-I’m-shocked look! How many times did she have to pose in front of the mirror for this photo opt?

  2. [...] Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed what we already knew, he dumped his seed inside her and now there’sa hairy monkey growing in her womb. Outstanding! Posted on the Friends Or Enemies website, the couple said, “While many have … Source: Surprise! Pete Wentz’s Sperm Can Swim! [...]

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