Douchebag of the Day

Pop star wannabe Brooke Hogan crashed her car while driving in Florida over the weekend. Hit while switching lanes, witnesses say the other car involved was speeding.

Following the accident, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace page crediting her brother Nick Hogan and his comatose friend John Graziano for saving her life and that of her friend, whom was riding shotgun at the time of the crash.

What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life…. I don’t know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt.

As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

Brooke’s friend added some more bullshit to the blog saying,

~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I’m on her top friends : La♥La

‘Check out what I have to say on my MySpace?’ Bitch, you’re not famous!  Even Brooke’s friend are delusional.

Ugh. Someone should pay Adnan Ghalib to start playing with Brooke’s clit. Maybe then the bitch will stop playing the victim and shut the hell up.

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