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Michael Jackson came out of his cage in Los Angeles Friday.  The 49-year-old pedophile was in attendance at Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday party.

Wacko has really shaved down his nose.  Let’s hope that’s the only thing he shaved down.  It’d be a shame if the former black teen idol tampered with his two-digit member as well.  Although, for the sake of the children, perhaps it’s for the best.

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