Unholy Matrimony

This is why you don’t get married because you’re knocked-up. Also, why I plan on hiring a private investigator should I ever tie the knot.

Blind Item via Panache Report:

Over the past few years, there has been a rash of marriages in black Hollywood. Recently, quicky marriages have become the rage. Despite his untold dedication to his wife. We have received reports that a newly married husband has been stepping out on his wife with a variety of call girls.

Our cheating hubby has rented suites stocked with weed and Dom. He loves to sexually entertain two women at a time. His favorite destination for call girl hookups is in Las Vegas. When he arrives in Las Vegas, sometimes, escorts are waiting for him in his limo and a lot of hanky panky goes on enroute to his hotel suite.

His wife remains clueless as he runs up a secretive tab for high end escorts. This has become an addiction for him. He tells his wife he has to go out of town on business when he’s really meeting up with ladies of the evening. The wife has allegedly been telling friends that their sex life had died down since their marriage because her husband is such a workaholic but the real reason is: He’s stepping out on her.

It’s a toss up between Usher and Tameka, or Jay-Z or Beyonce, but considering Jay’s recent involvement with opening his 40/40 Club in Vegas and NYC, he seems to fit the bill perfectly.

Dude, hookers over Beyonce? The man has lost his mind. So much for happily ever after!

Below, photos of Beyonce Knowles at the opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas.