Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson’s Debut Album Drops Today

The debut music album of recently engaged diva Scarlett Johansson comes out today.

Initially I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt, even after the music video for her first single came out, but then I saw this horrendous live footage of her for AOL sessions and I just about shoved my dildo in my ear.

I wonder what Tom Waits thinks of this catastrophe?

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6 Comments on “Scarlett Johansson’s Debut Album Drops Today”

  1. yup

    HIDEOUS !!!!

  2. Jamman

    They are layering synth-strings in the background and using a ton of echo on her voice which just doesn’t work with the type of gritty-blues music that Tom Waits has mastered.

    Whatever vocal weakenesses she has as a singer should be empahasized with this type of music, not masked. I think she would have done ok if they had just let her go with this song instead of
    over-producing it into such a bland turd.


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  5. jaddedkitten

    please for the love of god take this shit down

  6. Blaster

    Jamman, you make a very good point but still, I sorta like it. It’s not bad considering the crap that’s marketed to us today. And, is that a darn banjo I hear? lol

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