May 18, 2008 @ 5:04 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Tied the Knot

Not that anyone cares, but these two tools are now married.
The cutest part — they bought matching his and her clit stimulators. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh, and Tony Romo showed up after all.
Note: Photos are of a past Ashlee Simpson birthday bash, not the wedding.













Contratulations to the newlyweds, I’m sure they’ll have very happy lives together. And I hope when the baby is born he looks like Dave Mustaine.
Boo hoo. I’m so laughing…I mean happy for them.