Who The Fug Is That?
I’m not even going to put the answer after the jump. I’m just gonna lay it out there: It’s Britney Spears. The same chick who once gave men’s six packs a run for their money, as seen here, here, and here.
The comeback kid is currently chilling with Jew-lover Mel Gibson at his “secluded” ranch in Costa Rica. Mel, a former neighbor of Britney, is trying to help her get her life back on track.
A source said of him, “Mel just wants to reach out to Britney to offer help and support. He has offered to introduce her to the people who helped him, and is gently trying to encourage her to join his group therapy sessions in Malibu.” You know, because racist people care about others.
Meanwhile, these new bikini photos are most certainly not combating those pesky pregnancy rumors surrounding the pop star. Brit’s spokeswoman told The Sun, “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant. There’s not going to be a statement – she’s just not.”
I like how having a belly automatically equates to having a baby. Uh, has anyone considered that she just gained some more weight? After all, she probably finally stopped flushing her body with laxatives.
I’d knock her, except I don’t see anything wrong with any of this. She’s finally getting back on track, what’s wrong with that? I’d rather her eat and gain some weight, than consume herself with what others say and develop an eating habit. Still, I wouldn’t mind having the toned Britney back. She smoking back then.
What do say, preggers or no preggers?
Gallery of horror here.
More photos after the jump!
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i’d say not. looks like a pretty uniform weight gain. you’d think with how she’s looked already & the pix of her constantly snacking, people wouldn’t be so quick to assume pregnancy, but… i guess “oh, she’s fat again/still” doesn’t get as many hits as “preggo!!”
Whatever the reason, someone should tell her…loose the ‘kini sweety..time for a one-piece.
I’m not a fan of Mel Gibson in general, but I thought Apocolypto was a decent movie. If he is still going to re-hab after all this time, maybe he is sincerely facing up to his hypocrisy. Britney on the other hand is a lost cause, she doesn’t realize she has a problem…if she did she wouldn’t dress the way she does.
DAmn brit. Fix that gut, NOW! I used to be able to hang laundry on the flag pole you’d give me but now, WTF happened. Get some help girl
Yeah, weight gain is weight gain. She’s a girl who’s had 2 kids. The female body is never the same after child-birth. Give her some slack. Just because she WAS a pop-star doesn’t mean we have to watch her like a hawk for the rest of her life. There are plenty of non-celebs who have child-custody issues, non-debilitating “mental issues” and are, in general, sluts–and any other thing we accuse her of, true or untrue, I’m sure we all know someone with the same problem. Live and let live. Perhaps if she wasn’t constantly being judged by millions she’d have an easier time getting her life in order.
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damn. leave her the hell alone. she looks better than the average woman with no children.
After all your pleasure sences have been maxed out and calloused over you need time to soften up (like a bare foot boy)Mel is a comfy old sneaker that can peel the corns off her exposed boney areas and let her feel the burn of human pain again. Let her be the artist she is—- not the celeb you want. pamperd B*&(H needs to Bravehartup.