Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics Make Me Wanna Vomit

Maybe its be cause I don’t have a penis, but Audrina Patridge is not hot — at all. Every time I see her it’s like someone slipped her a Roofie.

Not to mention the fact that her tits look like they would bruise a c()ck more then they would ever pleasure it. I guess her ass is okay if we’re playing off the ass-less white girl stereotype. Oh, yeah, and the whole bony thing. That too.

Here’s Audrina giving acting a try on the set of her first movie “The Reef” in Hawaii earlier this week.

What do you say, yay or nay?

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More photos after the jump!

No Responses to “Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics Make Me Wanna Vomit”

  1. Haha. Um, you’re aware I’m a chick, right?

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  2. David says:

    Most women are fuckable and Audrina is no exception to the Rule. I’d love to tap that ass but I still don’t think she’s all that attractive.

  3. Jamman says:

    She’s got those saggy fake-baggos helping hide her ano-look. Without those she’s built like Amy Winehouse.

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