Heidi Montag is Still Playing Dress Up
Heidi Montag’s self-esteem is so low that she’s going to pretend her vagina swallowed Spencer’s sperm just to get some more attention.
Via ONTD:
“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along.”
“The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.”
According to Star Magazine scoop, from rising suspicion to refuting the rumors the first order of action, Heidi, twenty-one, and her twenty-four year old on-again/off-again fiance Spencer have plotted each step of their plan carefully.
First the aspiring singer will stop drinking. Then she’ll visit chic children’s boutiques like NoMi to pick out baby stuff. By the end of the summer, Heidi will be photographed bumpless and sporting a skimpy bikin while strolling along the beach.
Does anyone know where I can get anthrax?
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WHY, OH WHY can’t these two just disappear forever? Why do the paparazzi continue to photograph her fake ass? NO ONE CARES ABOUT HEIDI MONTAG!
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Seriously, I would like nothing more than to be in a room alone with these 2 bags of douche, with a tire iron, some sharp things and that Audrina slut!
These two are so embarrasing. They are so friggin gay.