A Sun-Kissed Mariah Carey Tempts Us with Cleavage

Are any of you as sick of seeing Mariah Carey‘s obnoxious ‘I’m the happiwest wittle girl eva’ smile?

Nick Cannon needs to show who has the balls in this relationship and knock her confidence down a notch.  Confidant Mariah is boring. I like it’s better when Mariah’s skull was filled with nothing but glitter.

He probably already got started.  She’s not sun-kissed… she’s cum-kissed! Two facial treatments in one! He smears it all over her face and said it serves as a face toner in France.   Good one.

Here’s Nick’s 6-year-old wife at the 5th Annual Operation Smile Gala in NYC yesterday.