Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
Do Not Want
Here’s Nick Cannon shopping for his 6-year-old wife in Beverly Hills the other day.
I know Mariah Carey is loaded and whatnot, but no amount of money could make me date (let alone marry) a woman who has the mentality of a 6-year-old.
Hell, when I was 6 I wasn’t playing with Hello Kitty, I was playing with myself! What can I say, I was horny from a very early age.
Also, Rush & Malloy reports the newlywed couple are already planning to have a baby. But get this… she asked the designers over at Petite Tresor if they could work with the theme: butterflies. I am convinced Mariah never got her period.
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Topics: It's a Man's World, Mariah Carey
LMFAO!
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Their both idiots! Well, as for Nick, he is your typical hormonal driven male, except for the fact that his brain is the size of a peanut but is still able to do simple math: marrying marriah = more career opportunities, popularity/fame, giving daily beef injections, and more money. It’s a win win situation. And Marriah, this certain doesn’t do anything for her image imo. In fact, it just makes her look less glamorous, less intelligent. She married a boy.