Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

The People Over At Maxim Have Lost Their Minds

Maxim Magazine has released the 2008 “Hot 100,” of which I’m pretty certain was compiled by one of Pete Doherty’s crackpipe kittens.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

WTF is up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale?! For realz. My vagina wouldn’t kiss their lips unless money was involved. Big money.

Did I mention that both Britney Spears (#19), Avril Lavigne (#24), and Kat Von D (#62) beat out Mila Kunis (#81) and Olivia Munn (#99)?!?!?!?!?

Do you hear that? It’s my vagina crying its eyes out.

Check out the Marisa Miller gallery here.

More photos after the jump!

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9 Comments on “The People Over At Maxim Have Lost Their Minds”


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  5. these magazines and their stupid ‘hottest’ lists…I know who’s hot and the only list that matters is mine. Who DOES put these together anyhow? Half the top 10 doesn’t even belong in the top 100…get real!

  6. McGruff the Crime Dog

    The only two from that top 10 list I like are Eva Mendez and a fixed up, very high maintenance Jessica Biel (saw her without makeup, yuk). So basically, they like blonde’s. Speak for themselves, it’s not my idea of a top 100 list!

  7. j

    flisted should do its own top 100

  8. Miksu Suomesta

    I agree. Make your own damn top 100. Those lists by the mags are shite. I’m surprised Britney Spears even made the list… Lame.

  9. Mike

    The only 2 that should stay on that list are Eva and Eva.

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