If There is A God, He Will Do This For Me

Holy shitballs!!! She’s making a music album!!!!
No, not the pink pussy. I’m talking about Potato Spud Willis.
She’s known as the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, but is 19-year-old Rumer Willis getting ready to bring out a record?
According to insiders, the young actress has drummed up a lot of interest from music executives with her “deep, husky” voice unique to someone her age and is “in talks” for some projects.
“She can definitely hold a good tune — keep in mind her mother, Demi, has a sultry, raspy voice, and father, Bruce, likens himself as being a blues artist,” our music insider said. “With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking.”
Pop Tarts obtained backstage footage of Willis testing her pipes with some Dusty Springfield while being prepped for a photo shoot — and we can see where the interest came from.
I’m totally down for Rumer putting out an album, but only if the album cover is a plain ol’ baking potato with jizz running down the side.
They can market her first single by including it inside bags of sour cream potato chips. That shit will totally be more popular than Simpson POGS!





I would rather listen to music by the pink pussy!
Rumer is sexy
[...] Holy shitballs!!! She’s making a music album!!!! No, not the pink pussy. I’m talking about Potato Spud Willis. She’s known as the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, but is 19-year-old Rumer Willis getting ready to bring out a record? According to insiders, the young actress has drummed up a lot of interest from music executives with her “deep, husky” voice unique to someone her age and is “in talks” for some projects. “She can definitely hold a good tune — keep in mind her mother, D Source: If There is A God, He Will Do This For Me [...]