Even If I Got the Joke, It Still Wouldn’t Be Funny
Someone over at Allure Magazine thought it’d be real funny to dress Jessica Alba up as Charlie Chaplin for their June ‘08 issue.
“Since Jessica’s doing a comedy, she came up with the idea to dress like Charlie Chaplin,” says Cavaco. “We all thought it was funny because she’s pregnant.”
Um… sure?
Jessica speaks up about her sexuality in 3…2…1..
Some highlights from the interview via People Magazine:
On Her Steamy Public Image: “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”
On Owning Her Sexuality: “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”
On Sex Before Marriage: “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
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This idea was retarded. I like her views on premarrital sex though!