Random Story of the Day

Did you guys hear about this illustrated children’s book about marijuana? It’s about a little girl who catches her parents smoking weed.

This shit is pretty crazy. I wonder if the author was high when he wrote this? *cough*

It’s the story of Jackie, a young girl who walks in on her parents smoking marijuana. The rest of the book follows a fact-finding mission Jackie and her mom take to learn more about pot. They visit Farmer Bob, who grows it, and Dr. Eden, her mom’s groovy physician (who warns the child not to use the drug till she’s an adult). Then they run into some guys passing around a spliff in front of a Chinese takeout joint, who are promptly busted. That’s when she learns that “a small but powerful group decided to make a law against marijuana” from one of the cops, who lets the tokers go with a warning. And Jackie decides she’s going to “vote to make the laws fair” when she grows up.

Marijuana reform is one thing, but this? This is not the correct approach.

Read the book “It’s Just a Plant” here.

To read what the former editor of High Times had to say about the book, click

Via GalleyCat:

I reached out to the best expert I could on the subject of reefer and literature, none other than Mike Edison, former publisher of High Times and author of I Have Fun Everywhere I Go (BTW, I can’t wait to go to that book launch party next week!) to see what he thought of “the ganja” as a suitable subject for a picture book.

The book’s premise stinks worse than Snoop Dogg’s last record – little kids catching mommy and daddy in the act of getting stoned? If you can’t get stoned without getting busted by your six-year old, you should have you bong taken away. I am all for education, but there is something seriously wrong about teaching first-graders about weed. What’s next, Fisher Price’s “My First Water Pipe”? The whole thing sounds like some vast stoner conspiracy to increase the flagging circulation of anachronistic marijuana magazines. Either that or Bill O’Reilly created it so he’d have something new to scream about. What someone should really write is a dumbed-down book for gullible parents who’ve been conned by corrupt pharmaceutical companies to keep their kids high on behavior-modification drugs.

Mike should know what is and what’s not appropriate, especially with the subtitle to his book being “Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World.”

As a side note, what I love is how Headline News paired this story with the new White House report on dope use and mental illness and the story about the teens who (in this great headline) Dig Up Skull For Pot ‘Bong’.