Sarah Larson Roots For Her Homegirls

Sarah Larson claims she became hooked on VH1′s Rock of Love last year after recognizing some of her escort friends on the show. Alright, she didn’t really say that.

She said it was because she was a couch potato after being in a motorcycle accident last year, but you and I both know that’s not the real reason.

“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

She also said she wouldn’t have thought of sucking George Clooney‘s member if he’d been a pauper, but since he was rolling in dough she decided it was worth her time.

“If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him,” she admits. “It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’

“I don’t know,” she adds. “He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”

And by ate a scorpion she means she sucked down a black customer’s ginormous c()ck from back in her escort days. That’s pretty much like eating a scorpion.

Scorpions kill you ’cause they’re poisonous, and 2′ d*cks kill you because they rip through your insides and out your skull. Trust me, I know all about it.

Here’s Clooney and his call-girl after attending the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” gala in NYC earlier this week.

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