Shia Lebouf is Hitting That

Meet Lauren Hastings, a 23-year-old self-professed hippie and current flame of “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” actor Shia Labeouf.

Hastings is probably most famous for calling the cops on Lindsay Lohan after she allegedly stole $10,000 worth of clothing from her.

Here are some new topless shots of her for S Magazine. (Never heard of it either.) This is one set of milky white tits I wouldn’t mind suckling on. Shia Labeouf is one lucky bastard.

Although I have reservations on any person who lists “Starbucks, Dirty Men, Love, Peace, Flowers, Scary Movies, Sex, Hippie, True Romance” as her About Me on MySpace.

She also lists “LOVE AND BEING A HIPPIE!!!” under her General section. Sounds like another Sienna Miller. Self-professed hippies are effing obnoxious. Plus, hippies don’t shave their vajayjays. No thank you.

7 more photos after the jump!

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  1. Screeboy says:

    What’s the deal with the editing of nipples? Why are you so afraid of a little pink flesh?

    The results of what you do to these photos is a little disturbing in itself.

  2. bradleybeagle says:

    what’s wrong with her nipples? they look weird

  3. Haha. I know, but sadly I can’t show nudity on the site because of advertisers. We’ll get there one day, I promise. I’m trying — trust me! But I figured I’d leave a little coloring. She’d look even weirded nipple-less. =P

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  5. Puff Puff Pass says:

    Nah… Snoopy can have her. She needs some sun dammit!

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  7. gayskeleton says:

    Why Does This Seem Like A Weird Promo For Starbucks?

    http://gayskeleton.wordpress.com/

    Also Nipples were created by the Devil.

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