Are You Effing Kidding Me?

The Scoop reports Ryan Seacrest is in “serious negotiations” to take over “Larry King Live.” You know, it’s bad enough Jimmy Fallon is taking over for Conan O’Brian, but now this shit?

“He’s the classic generalist,” King told the Times. “The only thing I don’t know, and I’ve gotten to know him pretty well, is how versed he is in politics, world affairs. Does he read the paper? Is he interested in Iraq? Because if he is, he’s going to be very good.”

Another source familiar with Seacrest and his involvement on “American Idol” said that a drastic course change might be just what Seacrest needs. “He’s so serious about his career, but like anyone, he wants it to evolve. Hosting ‘Larry King’ would be perfect for him.”

Back to the Jimmy Fallon thing. Does anyone else feel like Jimmy Kimmel totally got shafted? If anything, he should take over Conan’s spot. Or my girl crush Chelsea Handler. God, I love her. Fallon just isn’t funny to me. He’s awkwardly uncomfortable without any humorous undertones.

PS - If you Google “Ryan Seacrest” you’ll find the uncensored version of the above photo. I wonder how many dudes have tried to suck the nectar out of his penis?