Your Daily Fug!
May 7th, 2008
By: Melysa
Dina Lohan was photographed accepting her award for “Long Island Top Mom” at the Mingling Mom’s “Mom’s Night Out” event in Long Island New York last night.
When a reporter from Inside Edition asked the top mom if she’s ever partied with her daughter, Dina responded saying, “I don’t know where you come from, but here in Long Island it’s normal to get tagteamed while participating in orgies with your daughter.”
No, she didn’t say that. Instead she was “laughing hysterically” about that claim before telling the reporter “You go away.” How rude!
She added, “I’ve never partied with my daughter in my life,” explaining that when she is photographed with Lindsay at a club she is there as her manager. Riiight. You know she guards the bathroom door at the club while Lindsay goes down on some dude.
When asked what advice she had for her upstanding daughter, the momager said, “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother.”
What she really meant to say was “Don’t let him shoot his load inside you unless he’s a millionaire. Just stick to swallowing for now.”
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You have to be kidding, this welfare case mother got an award for being a good mom? What the hell is wrong with the people in Long Island, Have they been sipping the polluted ocean water again or the water from three mile island nuclear plant?