Confirmed: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Married

A member of Nick Cannon‘s family has confirmed that he and Mariah Carey have wed.

“Yes, we know. He called and told us all about it,” Linda tells E!. “We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.”

‘If that’s what he wants’ is code for ‘We hate the b*tch, but they’re ain’t nothing we can do about it!’

Nick Cannon should be so lucky! Rumor has it the two wed sans a prenup because there just wasn’t enough time. SMH. She’ll be signing a different tune when they divorce in a few months. The couple had only been dating for one month.

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