Christina Ricci at the London "Speed Racer" Premiere

Whoa, for a second there I almost mistook Christina Ricci for Helena Bonham Carter in her “Fight Club” days. Little Miss Ricci has been having weight issues since as far back as I can remember, but geeze, she’s making my ‘special area’ dry up at first glance. Perhaps the addition of some protein other than her boyfriend’s jizz to her diet would do the trick.