April 29, 2008 @ 1:00 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Your Daily Fug!

Dog Chapman and Beth Smith from Dog the Bounty Hunter were photographed exiting a CVS in Malibu Sunday.
Dayum — his titties are bigger than mine! Well, at least mine don’t point south!











That reminds me.. I need to oil my softball mitt. He should be sterilized, and she should stand on her head and her vagina should be filled with cement;^) That is all. P.S. YIKES
LOL. Can you imagine these two going at it? LMFAO! Beth needs to change her name to heff, as in heffer. The high class lookin guido aka “DOG,” standing next to her should’ve thought twice before leaving the house looking like… I don’t know wtf you’d call it. But seriously, do they live under ground somewhere and this is there first time out on the surface ’cause these two are The Joke.