Your Daily Fug!

Carmen Electra and her fiance, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson, were in attendance at the T-Mobile Sidekick Tone-Def After Party at Coachella over the weekend.

These two might be in love, but I just want to take them two home and give them a good bath.  Bitches look dirty!

Carmen really ought to have left her ‘I’m ready for my facial’ look in the bedroom.  We get it — you’re sexy.  Now close your mouth before some perv gives you a drive-by shooting, if you know what I mean.

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  1. Jamman says:

    Carmen is making the slow trip towards conventionality. Prince….Dennis Rodman….Navarro….Patterson… Each guy seems a little more “normal”. Eventually she’ll marry a banker.

  2. LaZor LaMone says:

    A guitarist in a has been rock band? Good job Carmen! Why is it, that in every photo opt she gets she always looks like a crack whore begging for some cock?

  3. Carlos says:

    Wait a cottn pick’n second. When did this guy join Korn?

  4. PoliteTia says:

    Ewww!! Dennis Rodman tapped that. Boiling bleach couldn’t cleanse her!

    She use to be so pretty. LaZor LaMone is right, she comes off as addicted to something, just not soap.

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