Your Daily Fug!
Surf clothing company Ocean Pacific is attempting to revive it’s ever dwindling fame by hiring Hollywood B-listers Rumer Willis, Pete Wentz, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian, Josie Maran, Corbin Bleu and Wilmer Valderrama.
How in the hell did Josie Maran get bundled with these fugs? That women used to grace the cover of Vogue! I suppose “used to” explains it all.
The “stars” will participate in the clothing company’s print, radio and online marketing campaign for Wal-Mart’s spring/summer launch of Op.
Rumer Willis said of Op, “When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing that lifestyle.” A lifestyle she knows nothing about, considering she was raised in middle America and isn’t a surfer.
Helping this potato head get dressed must be like hell. ‘Does this outfit make my head look big?’ I wonder if her chin inadvertently hurts the balls when she goes down on a guy. That shit’s gotta leave a bruise.
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You are ASSUMING that she has ever had the opportunity to go down on a guy. Come on, with all of the hot chicks out in L.A and hot chicks with famous parents, she has had little or no chance of ever going south. Maybe I’m wrong, if they let her go South, then they don’t have to look at her hideous tuber of a head. I also had the thought that that bitch has NEVER, EVER stepped foot into a Wal-Mart and they have her as their spokeswhore?
“Potato head” lol. No one listed in their new marketing approach is really worth mentioning or looking at except for….JOSIE MARAN!!! I’ll never get over Josie.