Your Daily Fug!

Skank cleanup, aisle 5! Shank cleanup, aisle 5! Katie Price (aka Jordan) had the most embarrassing experience while shopping at CVS earlier this week.

She was just walking along, minding her own business in a tacky, shiny, plastic cheetah suit when all of a sudden she unsuspectedly  just ripped one of the loudest, stankiest farts ever known to man.

Alright, she didn’t fart.  But if I could have any power in the world it would be to make people unknowingly fart at my command.  Then, while douchebags like Katie Price surf the world for attention, I could make her fart in the most opportune of times.

Because I believe that anyone who wears a f^cking shiny plastic catsuit with Puss N’ Boot footwear and a brown and gold cropped jacket should be humiliated at all cost, regardless of fortune or fame.

More photos after the jump!

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  1. Ang says:

    how much weight has she lost? Her face doesn’t even look the same as when she had that cheesy tv show.

  2. Ang says:

    How much weight has she lost?

    She doesn’t even have the same face on?

  3. jeezlouise says:

    the word douchebag is offensive and very over used these days- stop using it in the name of decency. really, do you know what it means? Its disgusting.

  4. jeezlouise,

    Oh, I know what a douchebag means. And that’s EXACTLY why I use it… because people like Katie Price are the 100% human equivalent of a douche bag.

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