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Kelly Brooks Calls Off Engagement to Billy Zane
Whip out your penis, boys. I’ve got some jack-worthy news for you.
According to The Sun UK, British glamour model Kelly Brook has broken off her engagement to “Titanic” star Billy Zane.
Kelly, 28, has been thinking over her life since dad Ken died last November – and decided she was too young to wed 42-year-old Billy.
A source said: “After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement.
“When her dad passed away she spent a lot of time mulling over life and decided she was too young to settle down.
“Billy was keen, but she kept delaying plans for the big day. He started asking questions – and they eventually decided to go their separate ways.”
Good for her. Twenty-eight is too young to wed anyway.
Now put your penis away. You look like a fool with the limp thing hanging out.
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28 too young to get married? I think it’s about the right age; anywhere from your late 20′s onward. Anything before 25, imo, is too early. Still, nice to know that that tight little body is back on the market. Check her out in that maid outfit…ouch! I think Mr. Zane was crazy for letting this one get away.