Douchebag of the Day

Listen to this bullshit. Some senior art major named Alize Shvarts over Yale University claims to have artificially inseminated herself several times before inducing abortions all for the sake of some art project.

Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her senior art project, a documentation of a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” while periodically taking abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages. Her exhibition will feature video recordings of these forced miscarriages as well as preserved collections of the blood from the process.

Yeah, can you imagine what this crazy bitch would do if you cheated on or broke up with her?

Shvarts insists her concept was not designed for “shock value.” “I hope it inspires some sort of discourse,” Shvarts said. “Sure, some people will be upset with the message and will not agree with it, but it’s not the intention of the piece to scandalize anyone.”

“I believe strongly that art should be a medium for politics and ideologies, not just a commodity,” Shvarts said. “I think that I’m creating a project that lives up to the standard of what art is supposed to be.”

Pretentious art kids are the worst. I pop my zits and squish them against the bathroom mirror ’til they pop, but you don’t see me photographing that grossness for all to see.

Now I know why they used to use vibrators to cure female “hysteria” way back in the day. The brains of some bitches are so scrambled that toying with them is pointless.

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