Lindsay Lohan Plans On Saving the World

Lindsay Lohan is said to be going to some missionary trip to India to save the world from evil, although they never say how she’s going to do it.

According to Lindsay’s dad, the recovering party girl has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions.

“She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael Lohan tells In Touch of their plans. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.”

Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says that Lindsay, 21, is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable,” Michael tells In Touch.

My guess is all evil will die once they take a look at her mug. She’s a physical reflection of all the bad they did onto others. Dude, Lindsay has seriously fugified herself to the max. It’s like a snake’s body right before it molts.

Wait, aren’t poppies grown and processed into opium in India? That Lohan is so clever.

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