M-Rod Clearly a Lesbian, Also Digs Dogs

Michelle Rodriguez kills me. Is it all just a publicity stunt to keep her in the limelight, or does she really believe we can’t smell the muff juice all over her face?

Via Latina Magazine:

As almost anyone who knows her can attest, Michelle isn’t one to bite her tongue once she’s on a roll. “Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?’” she says, when we ask why she thinks there is enduring interest in her love life, ” Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area.” She goes on to say, “it’s a very perverse way of thinking, but it’s the way that the majority of adults in the United States and around the world think. Or the porn industry wouldn’t be the highest grossing industry in the world.”

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Bathroom doors? F— yeah! I love sex in a public restrooms. I know it’s super whorish, but that shit totally makes me all kinds of wet.

Having sex with dogs in public restrooms, however… uh, no.

She totally scratched her balls during that entire interview.