Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up
Paris Hilton might not want Kim Kardashian’s “cottage cheese” ass, but what she might not realize is that most of us males and females wouldn’t ever want to tap her ass.
Not only is her ass nonexistant, but she doesn’t have breasts or much of a face either. Homegirl needs a reality check. Regardless of what she sees in the mirror, she’s as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
So here to pay homage to ass-lovers everywhere, I bring you famed hip-hop model of Ethiopian and Trinidadian descent, Angel Lola Luv.
More photos after the jump!
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I love a nice round ass, but you need the legs to go with it. She has a round ass, but her legs are way too skinny. It looks weird. I vote…NOT HOT!
She’s effin bad!!!!
pretty girl but too fake
She’s very cute but her azz looks fake!
BIG UP TRINIDAD!!!! Damn thats a lot of ass!
I’m probably going to be thinking of these photos while I’m doing it to the chick I’m going out with tonight…lol
What’s sup w/ that first pic? her body looks like somebody had a nice time in photoshop. YUCK
I bet this ho is dumb as hell. No book smarts or nothing just tits and ass.
Cottage cheese is a healthy snack.
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photoshop does wonder for her…
What she Trinidadian too? Aww….
Quit calling her ass fake! So what! What if it’s not? Nothing’s been confirmed. What about Pamela Anderson? No one ever made a big deal about her boobs being fake. Ever since I saw her in that Young Jeezy video, Angel Fershgenet has been one of my most dreamt about woman. Physically, this woman is AMAZING!!! Nice face, ass, legs, breast, you name it; the complete package. Based on looks alone, I’d marry her in a second!
That ass looks really fake
i don’t know if it’s real or fake but it looks a wee bit retarded
wtf! she got mad skinny legs her shape is off.ewww, that must b fake!
this is one of the biggest problems in youth today. when are we going to start thinking about the long term effect. how is that fake ass gonna look when she’s 40.
That azz looks abnormal as hell. Her tiny little legs and thighs and big booty. She needs to be shown off in a circus.
Wow!She is absolutely sexy~~She is more beautiful than many models of richromances.com which is a site for beautiful people. It is said she has also a profile over there.
this girl is the bomb and i’d kill for a body like that. ETHIOPIA!
Her face is sooooooooooo pretty but her body is sooooooooooooo out of proportion but I understand that fat asses are what’s in so make that paper gurl
Wow women are saying she look weird, just think about it, guys think she looks amazing…and honestly to guys she the perfect prototype, why hate?? because while you are over there hating, your man is over there fantasizing, ……lol
from the neck down a little scary but a pretty face
I have to respond to li-
“Wow women are saying she look weird, just think about it, guys think she looks amazing…and honestly to guys she the perfect prototype, why hate?? because while you are over there hating, your man is over there fantasizing, ……lol”
Why is it that whenever we women express our taste for looks we are hating? arent we allowed to not be attracted to the same shit men are? so its automatically hating because we dont agree with your opinion? thats wack. honestly some of her pictures are hot but others are scary. they freak me out, she looks computerized or something. i like my women natural
Absolutely gorgeous face. Something’s wrong with her proportions. She’s misshapen.
Implants…ok. Women want bigger b/cause they have all these issues and complexes about small boobies, So fine–give the flatchested women titties…and I’ll just pray these women get some relative to their size.
But these butt-plants or booty pumping or whatever she did to her ass to make it do ‘that’..that’s too much.Ppl who do that have serious problems. She didn’t need it. She’s so pretty I know she could have been a successful model without that shit.
Oh…@ Li–
1. Since you’re dictating what goes on w/me and my man: While he admits that she’s pretty and he likes her ‘thick girl PARTS’ lol my man figures she ‘prolly’ had work done. Not that he cares. lol Still– he believes she looks like somebody dropped 3 gumdrops on a toothpick. I concur. He’d still hit though.LOL…If for anything-he assured me–it would be to see what a ass full of goo felt like. But he *promised* to only put it in her ass –so as not to disrespect me. @;>
>>sigh<< he’s so crazy…all he does is clown around. We’re so similar.
Anyway…
2. It’s one thing to admit that the chick looks…odd. After that if you still love her ok whatever.But to sit there and deny that fact and actually get ‘bothered’about it…lol Why–are you on the payroll, groupie? Then relax and quit bein a bitch about it…
3.I don’t know why disagreeing must be construed as hating specially when a valid reason is given. I’m not hatin I’m statin the obvious. Please I’m 5′4. 170 lbs. A NATURAL 36D. I have a NATURAL 28′ waist. I have a NATURAL hip span of 43′.(and no I’m not showing pics.Ain’t that serious.Think as you will. Only starvin, low self esteem having bitches need constant approval.I’M tryin to illustrating a point here). MY shit is homegrown. I don’t come w/an assembly required kit–so whyyyyyy I gotta be jealous of a chick who had to get her shit ’stitched’ on? I’m almost insulted
4. Don’t nobody care what some of these delusional males think..except you. ’specially the one’s trying to argue that *ahem* ‘Patches’ (lol) is 100% NATURAL. They’ve either never seen a naked woman this side of a comic book, too young to be on this site or just plain too stupid to be taken seriously…
uh uh her hips on some of those pics looks deformed, im not buying it not one bit.she’s pretty but uh uh.
When did men like disfigured women?She looks retarded.
hydrogel injections..they are illegal, but in the atl they are cheap and they work wonders. Start with 1000cc
that ass is horrible, but at the same time you can;t knock a chick for makin a dolla!
I’ve worked with Angel before. She’s not a horrible person and probably doesn’t deserve a lot of the shit people say about her. I feel sorry for her. Her managers aren’t making deciscions that are in her best interest. It’s like she doesn’t even know what’s going on. She’s just money to them. She probably would have had a better career had her team not allowed her to get all that work done or if they met her with it, they should have advised her to get it removed. It will eventually effect her health if it hasn’t already. Poor thing.
I think that is a good point ladystylist because at some point you need to draw the line between a dolla and your health. I think she is beautiful and I read she wants to break into acting but with such exaggerated features such as her she may get typecasted as just the chick on the side (males fantasties not reality) or sex kitten. Hopefully her acting abilities can overshadow her physique but it will be extremely tough.
you have to draw the line between your health and a dollar and also I read she wants to break in to acting so if I was her I would be concerned about being type casted as the sexual kitten or chick on the side( the males fantasies rather than reality because her physique can be distracting from any real talent she may have. Most of the leading actresses that win oscars or crediable awards are believeable physically, mentally, emotionally etcs. Video vixens, entertainment ads are there to satisfy our fantasies so I say do it now be that ideal when ist hot but eventally another thing on the body will become popular and people will want to exaggerate it as well. I mean what next bigass foreheads?
A lot of video/magazine models have gone to Dr. Mendieta (www.ButtsByMendieta.com) for butt augmentation. I know because I actually got fat grafting (where they use your own fat from elsewhere to fill in your booty) with him last May and he showed me several before & after shots of different patients. he can’t actually tell names of people who have gone to him, but he told me that people would be at belief at how many great behinds are actually augmented. and that’s just one doctor, imagine the ones in other major cities like Los Angeles and NYC
If you look through the photogallery on his site you can see how the after photos look so real, you would NEVER guess it was augmented. (my pics could have been up there but i declined)
ALSO just for laughs, i NEVER tell people i got work done. it looks that natural that i can say that. people think i’m “blessed”. let’s be real people, i’m sure i’m not the only one that fibs when it comes to the truth. we don’t want people knowing that we needed a doctor to look sexy. it’s “God-given” to us… and you people are foolish enough to believe the hype
THIS IS WHAT HIPHOP DOES TO A WOMANS SELF ESTEEM SO SAD A MAN WILL HIT AND LOVE IT WHEATHER OR NOT YOUR BUTT IS BIG OR NOT
Since when does having a big butt makes you deformed or retarded? Listen to you what your saying you freakin idiots! Okay…her boobs are fake. But I live in Miami. And I have seen asses like that before. And you probably have too. Yall just hatin cause she hot and was in some magazines and music videos. When was the last you was in a music video or magazine? Do you have a great ass? Haters stop hating!!!
SHE AINT FROM TRINIDAD SHES ETHOPIAN WHICH IS IN AFRICA. ppl need 2 stop hatn she lukz gd wiv her nu body n shez mkn dough hatrz dnt earn s**t 4 hatn.
Yall women who are hatin are doin so because you know if your man had to choose between her n you you would be outa there…jus keepin it real
Yal women are hatin because you know if your man had a chance to hit that he would n you would be out the door
Her ass is big but I’ve seen girls with behinds like that before, not to that degree but big. Thin girls with no hips, no breasts just a bunch of ass. She might have steatopygia or something. Look it up on google.
all you haters of angel: the girl is hot and i aint gay! i seen her before shots and what ever she got done, i want done too and if i wasnt 46 years young, i,d have a rump and boobs just like hers. bey is hot but this girl sizzles, skinny legs? and all!!
mike jones is trippin. i ask my man what he want a big ass broad or some good, fire pussy? his opt for the pussy. if i was a dude i’d want the good mushy pussy
dudes! looks arent everything but they help. personally i like an unusal looking dude with a big dick but it aint no good if he cant give it to me like i like it. like i need it. with my girl angel she nice eye candy but if her personality is messed up and she cant fuck, she just a one hitter. just like some of you none fucking negros with big dicks