Like “Cottage Cheese Inside a Big Trash Bag”
April 15th, 2008
By: Melysa
Yesterday, during an interview with a Las Vegas radio show, infected STD whorebag Paris Hilton said Kim Kardashian’s ass was like “cottage cheese inside a trash bag.”
That Paris Hilton sure has a way with words. Robert Frost, eat your heart out!
98.5: “Which would you rather have? Jessica Simpson’s rack, or Kim Kardashian’s ass?”
PH: “I would not want that. That’s gross.”
98.5: “You wouldn’t want an ass like that?”
PH: “No not at all. It’s disgusting.”
98.5: “Wait a minute, you just said Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross.”
PH: “Yeah it is. Ir reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag.”
She later apologized to Kim and the media, saying, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke.” Paris went on to say, “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”
Kim accepted the apology, saying “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”
Kim’s ass might be filled with cottage cheese, but we all known Paris Hilton’s snatch has served as a cum dumpster for so many men her snatch probably smells worse than a trash bag filled with cottage cheese that’s been left out in the sun to rot.
Below, old photos of Kim and Paris. Also, photos of Paris “not doing drugs,” along with before and after shots after the jump.
I love the above photo of Kim’s busted face. I honestly didn’t know she’d had that much work done on her face. Thanks to Michael K for finding that gem of a photo.
Before & After Gallery of Paris Hilton after the jump!
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once again hating on a woman of color. Paris is racist
Is she jealous that Kim K’s ass get’s more attention than her whole body does?
What do you expect from a fame whoring racist?
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And mind you kiddies Tits and Ass is cottage cheese in a trash bag.All it is fat, and maybe some muscle tissue-Sexy!
“Cum dumpster” is the funniest phrase in her majesty’s language.
Aremenians are not “women of color”.
Paris hit the nail on the head…that fat-ass is nasty.
sexy ass~~Paris is a hot member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and models are seeking for love. She is on her way to new love now?
they both suck…and swallow
because kim has a beautiful body and she looks like a fucking gecco. what a skank. not only does kim have a nice body but she’s gorgeous. Paris looks like a tranny with those size 15 feet of hers and her beady head and long ass bony nose.
@ Jamman
sorry, I forgot they are straight Crackers!
@Jamman
Sorry to break this to you - Anybody who is not of European descent is a person of color….Last time I checked Armenia is not in Europe.
paris can kiss my big ole black ass!