It's Like Nothing Ever Happened

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City.

It’s been nearly two months since Puerto Rican diva Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her Dragon Tale twins Max and Emme and homegirl already looks like she did pre-pregnancy.

I can’t wait until she goes on Oprah and tells us she lost all that baby weight by hitting the gym. Unless the gym installed double doors to fit her fat pregnant ass through their doors, there’s no way I’m buying that crap.

We all know she had all that fat sucked out of her ass the moment those twins popped out of her vajayjay. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a vaginoplasty to repair the damage.

Here are J. Lo (that’s right, I said) and Marc Anthony leaving the Waverly Inn in New York City yesterday.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. IJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. IIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. IIIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. IV

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. VJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. VIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. VIIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. VIII

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. IXJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XIIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XIII

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XIVJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XVJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XVI

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XVIIJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leave the Waverly Inn on April 14, 2008 in New York City. XVIII

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  1. T. Williams says:

    Who cares, what Jennifer did or did not do to get her body back, I she was looking fat you would be making fun of her and now that she looks amazing you still do have anything positive to print. I am really tired of the unecessary hate!

  2. T. Williams says:

    *If, *don’t

  3. Shelby says:

    I love that you called her twins the Dragon Tale twins…I’ve been saying that every since I heard what she named them!! HILARIOUS!!!

  4. PoliteTia says:

    She is wearing a concealer dress, It’s not form fitting, which means she still has weight to loose.

    When we see her in the green Versace dress, then we will know that the baby weight is gone.

  5. gayskeleton says:

    Yeah it usually folds back into a little flower again.

    http://gayskeleton.wordpress.com/

  6. DirtMcGirt says:

    Overall, I think it’s safe to say that it’s all down hill for J-Lo. She may still be able to clean up well, but between skeletor, the kids, and the losing battle to aging, let be honest here, she’s not a fine bottle of wine.

  7. DirtMcGirt says:

    ^Hey, I still love her though!

  8. Angie says:

    Has been

  9. Lawrence says:

    I am so surprised that Jennifer Lopez had not removed her profile from that celebs dating site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!

  10. yoly says:

    that dress will cover a fat stomach. but i think she will if she hasn’t already, get a tummy tuck and lipo. bitch is phony. She looks like Madame from the Muppets show.

  11. yoly says:

    ps: i hope marc paid his taxes this time around.

  12. Jezie says:

    JLo had a scheduled C-Section. ugh! She shoulda pushed them out to really find out what child birth is like. That whole preganancy was a sham from the in-vitro to the c-section..

  13. Angie says:

    Still a hasbeen

  14. yoanna says:

    still stupid and ugly and still looks like Madame from The Muppets. don’t believe me look here:

    http://madameandme.com/

  15. yoanna says:

    still ugly to. looks like Madame from the Muppets. http://madameandme.com/

  16. yoanna says:

    still ugly too

  17. yoanna says:

    whoops sorry about the repeats, f-list screwed up.

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