April 15, 2008 @ 1:59 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Knocked-Up Jessica Alba Didn't Swallow That Either

Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca

A bulbous Jessica Alba was photographed sucking on a lollipop while shopping with a girlfriend at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, California yesterday.

It wasn’t too long ago that men and women fawned over Mexican-American hottie; dreaming longingly of a chance encounter with her mouth, or better yet, her vagina.

But then she just had to go and poke some holes in Cash Warren’s condoms and trick him into a life of parenthood and marriage.

It’s bad enough she’s got genital herpes, but now she’s going to f—- up her vaginal muscles by coughing out a kid. Let’s hope she has a C-section, because no amount of kegel exercises will ever undo a baby tearing that shit up.

Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. IJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. IIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. IIIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. IV

Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. VJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. VIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. VIIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. VIII

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Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. IXJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XII

Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XIIIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XIVJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XV

Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XVIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XVIIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XIX

Jessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XXJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XXIJessica Alba looking heavily pregnant despite wearing a floor length flowing dress enjoys a lollipop as she and a girlfriend shop at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, Ca. XXII

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  1. DirtMcGirt says:
    April 15, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Why is everyone in hollywood getting pregnant? Is that the cool thing to do now? At least J-Lo waited.

    Reply
  2. lanette says:
    April 15, 2008 at 10:33 am

    the comments about jessica are disgusting and uncalled for..

    Reply
  3. Carlos says:
    April 15, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I agree with Lanette. Leave that little herpes carrier alone, for Pete’s sake.

    Reply
  4. Lawrence says:
    April 15, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    I am so surprised that Jessica had not removed her profile from that celebs dating site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!

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