Ashlee Simpson Failed to Swallow, Now Knocked-Up

Remember when Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson put up that gay-ass video of them saying she was having a baby in July? Well, apparently they weren’t joking.

Buzz up! Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.

The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.

Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.

“We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”

Simpson’s rep had no comment.

Apparently, he somehow managed to get a boner long enough to stick his penis into her vagina. I’m guessing they did it doggie style. That way he could pretend it was one of his mascara-wearing, rainbow-loving fans.

I hold Bret Michaels personally responsible for the birth of Fall Out Boy, not The Ramones as I’m sure they’d claim.

It’s been over a decade since Poison and all the other makeup wearing Sunset Strip hair-metal bands of the ’80s peaked and still we gotta put up with their garbage of a legacy.

Below, photos of Ashlee’s Wet Seal fashion line promos.