Congratulations?
April 10th, 2008
By: Melysa

Ashlee Simpson posted a message on the friendsorenemies website confirming rumors that her and boyfriend Pete Wentz were engaged. The 23-year-old wrote,
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes — it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and hear it straight from us.”
Aw, now they can iron each other’s hair forever!
I can’t wait for her to get knocked-up. The look of shock on her face when that baby pops out of her cavity without a perfect nose is going to be priceless. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s born with a flat iron in one hand and a scalpel in the other. Perfect noses aren’t genetic when they come from a surgeon!










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You have to admit, that of all the nose-jobs out there, hers is one of the best. It’s really improved her appearance.
^Very true! What a total transformation. By no means is she anywhere near the level of her sister, Jessica I-want-to-tounge-bathe-you Simpson, but overall that new nose of hers has definitely had profound effects. She doesn’t even act the same. As for the chick she’s dating, why do I always get the sudden urge to punch his sorry face every time I see it? It’s as if he, and everyone else, is comfortable with his appearance except me! I guess they were made for each other; a swan and a bulimic looking, fat faced wannabe rockstar!
Joe Simpson strikes again!!! when both daughters fall off John Q. public’s-give damn radar, Joey resorts to pimpin’ one for marriage!
Maybe she will lid-sync her vows. It will count in divorce court you know.
I think I’m the only person on the ‘net who loves Ashlee. And I think the nose job is amazing, I don’t think it changed her personality. She’s still the same goofball, in my eyes.